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Feb 11 2015

Harrow Council Crumbles as Dave Fiddles

harrow_council_logoHarrow Council is falling apart at the seams today, with phones across the building reportedly not working, voicemail inaccessible, residents unable to call and speak to advisers, etc, etc, etc. To cap oit all, even the lifts have given up the ghost and stopped working.

A sign of things to come, perhaps.

Of course, there’s no update on the council’s website or twitter feed, so residents are left in the dark. As Cllr Susan Hall might say: “Disgraceful!”

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  1. Harrow Dude

    Probably went into melt down with complaints about the brown bin stealth tax…

  2. j p hobbs

    I bet the HARROW STEALTH CAMERAS are still working and car park machines .

  3. Concerned Harrovian

    JP You can bet the new car parking machines at the leisure centre will work at optimum performance.

    Hillingdon borough have a brown badge scheme to give preferential parking spaces to those people over 65. Harrow wish to deter the older folk from staying fit.

    I wonder if the computers at the Civic Centre have been repaired.

  4. j p hobbs

    I bet with elections coming up Harrow Labour are getting brown PANTS

  5. sonoo malkani

    Maybe a cost-cutting exercise—website,lifts,lights,telephones all malfunctioning.Gremlin in their works? Who knows what’s going on!Wonder what’s next!

  6. mike mcfadden

    Reminds me of a joke about a man waiting at the pearly gates and see a queue one side and nothing the next. So he goes over to the empty side run by Capitalists and asks why is this gate way empty. St Peter replies if your going to hell through this gate you’ll go through fire and get slashed by a thousand knives boiled in oil and pulled apart by 10 wild horses. So he goes over to the other gate run by communists where their are thousands waiting and asks what if I go threw this gate a voice says you’ll go through fire get slashed by a thousand knives boiled in oil and pulled apart by 10 wild horses. The man says to St Peter its the same as the other gate! St Peter says that gate is run by the Capitalists and every thing works. This gate is run by Socialists and most of the time people don’t turn up for work and if the do someone has nicked the knives or forgot to have them sharped nobody has paid for the oil so it wasn’t delivered and as for the horses if you want em go catch em yourself. ha ha ha nothing ever chances with socialism except the faces.

  7. Kelly

    The sooner this part time leader is out the better!

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